They have so much in common, why don't they just get married?

Bumper stickers promote road rage. There is nothing worse than being stuck behind a Visualize World Peace hybrid driver in the midst of a traffic jam. The only thing more precious is someone with the pentathlon... Gore/Lieberman, Kerry/Edwards, Stop This Endless War, Obama/Biden and  Coexist.

Speaking of coexist and proud but meaningless slogans that can be attached to your car with glue to make you seem more popular…

 Here is a fun game you can play.

 Barack Obama and Justin Bieber, Twins?

Communication Skills:

Both use microphones to communicate highly scripted messages that neither of them composed or created. Both appear to be clean and articulate when speaking on script.

Target Audience:

Justin appeals to screaming pre 16-year-old girls who spend other peoples money, excessively. Barack fanciers are typified by screaming liberals who spend other peoples money, excessively. In both cases the people that provide the cash for the purchases are confused and embarrassed by the products they financed.

Problem Solving:

People that disagree with them are identified as “haters” then shouted down with sloganeering.

 Medical Care

Both think Canada is the Alpha and Omega and will unabashedly gush their enthusiasm for the system, despite the fact neither of them will ever use it.

Rolling Stone Interviews

Both used the archaic magazine of cultural hipness to define their  edgy identity.

Smoking Cigarettes

Rarely photographed with a fag in their hand.

Winning Prestigious Awards

Both were embroiled with controversy for the Grammys and Nobel Peace Prize. Barack won his, despite having done nothing. Justin was denied his, despite having the same amount of talent as the winner.

 Media Scrutiny

The reporters assigned to maintaining the image will go out of their way to keep it from being tarnished.

Legacy

Collecting dust on the shelf of embarrassing  moments of our lives. Barack next to the bust of Jimmy Carter and Ross Perot; while Justin will rest with Leif Garrett and Donny Osmond eight tracks.

Next Gig

Co-Hosting  a show on MSNBC.