The ruling party in Iran has outlawed St. Valentine's Day. They believe it leads to no good, advances Western values and was no doubt invented by an international Jewish conspiracy, headquartered in Israel.
A more leveled head would blame Molly Ringwald.
Molly Ringwald is an American actress, singer and dancer. She became popular with teenage audiences in the 1980s, as a result of her starring roles in the John Hughes movies Sixteen Candles (1984), The Breakfast Club (1985), and Pretty in Pink (1986). She resumed her acting career with her role as Anne Juergensin the ABC Family show The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
The State Department of United States of America will neither confirm or deny suspicions that Ms. Ringwald is involved with George Soros to destabilize currencies and promote social anarchy across the planet.
Yet when you look at her work, you can't help but see she is nothing more than a trollop looking to exploit her pouty good looks to get her away.
Imagine if this ideology were to take root in Iran.
To better understand the paranoia associated with the possible release of 16 Candles II, you would have to look at United States of America's obsession with Godzilla and The China Syndrome.
In both of these movies unchecked nuclear greed created apocalyptic doom. In one case a demonic presence forced itself on screen and carved a path of destruction never before seen; but enough about Jane Fonda. In Godzilla, a large atomically mutated lizard destroyed most of Japan.
The net result, an obvious conclusion… Nuclear power should never be used because we cannot risk mutation or new Jane Fonda films. Keep in mind with Jack Lemmon's passing, the only way the cast could reunite, is with two more deaths. Based on the results of Mr. Zeta-Jones' recent work… Maybe only one and a half more deaths.
Fears both rational and film-based are real. When you have a visceral reaction to something you see... you will put up with anything to keep it away.
The Iranians will punish people with lacy red heart shaped cards next month. At the same time, stimulus money will be used to make sure the DNA of salamanders remains in tact.
If only Michael Anthony Hall had kissed sweet, young Molly, there would be one fewer problem in the world today. Damn John Hughes, without his meddling…
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